Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him
At least half of robocop’s face is still face you dumbass.
(watch it. i’m serious)
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I went for a walk
is this even a kid show